people who stereotype are idiots

mardi, janvier 25, 2005

Among the sad/funny things I have to put up with at work…

Check out some choice picks from our applicants’ Sentence Completion Tests


Position applied: Employee

1. I like being called Miguel, it sounds “Macho”.

2. The happiest time in my life is when I was brought to earth.
2. The happiest time on my life when I was getting born of my mother.
2. The happiest time is to go a fun w/ a friend

3. I want to know how other people’s mind works.
3. I want to know a lot from other people those things that I din’t know.

4. Back home it fills me relax
4. Back home an exact time

5. I regret people who has no plans in life.
5. I regret HAVING TO ENROLLED FOR B.S. ACCOUNTANCY WHEN DIDN’T LIKE THAT COURSE BEFORE.

6. At bedtime I usual watch t.v.

7. Men HOW COULD YOU BEE SO NAÏVE.
7. Men is really a polygamous, but they have always one in their heart.
7. Men and Woman and Human being created by God.

8. The best THING TO EJOY LIFE IS TO LIVE SIMPLE.
8. The best THING ON ME IS LOVING MY FAMILY

9. What annoys me, sometimes I annoys w/ a rich people around me.
9. What annoys me is when others promise but not into action.
9. What annoys me IS THAT WHEN PEOPLE
9. What annoys me is when I see
9. What annoys me are those people who are living in poverty.
9. What annoys me elite Person and high Profile Person that always being on the top.

10. People and me were created in this World
10. People as of now are not satisfy with their situation.
10. People believe what it wants to be believe and it’s usually the worst.
10. People are always had criticism with other people and even in things.
10. People are making list, buying special gifts. Mery Christmas

11. A mother should be love, RESPECT & TAKE GOOD CARE ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY GROW OLD.
11. A mother takes a lot of Sacrifice in able to make her children safe.

12. I feel to past the exam.
12. I feel embarrass when people see my faults.

13. My greatest fear is the time that I was died.
13. My greatest fear is not to be hired at work.
13. My greatest fear is loosing someone you loved!

14. In school I’m a active and friendship
14. In school, they know me as courageous person and very brave.
14. In school I always read and read many books to enhanced my knowledge
14. In school when I was a student I study hard inorder For me to Finish my studies.
14. In school MY TEACHER DIDN’T KNOW ME, BECAUSE I DID NOT ATTEND HIS CLASS.

15. I can’t I CANT, GO TO THE MALL TODAY, BECAUSE MY MOTHER DID NOT GAVE MY ALLOWANCE.
15. I can’t speak english that Fluent.

16. Sports I like soccer sports.
16. Sports is an alternate for exercise.
16. Sports is one of my being.
16. Sports can help People to be more excited, and Free From using drugs.
16. Sports is something we should advocate because I create camaraderie

17. When I was a child I always playing and go around.
17. When I was a child I WAS A NOUGHTY ONE.
17. When I was a child I usually climbs at trees.
17. When I was a child I like to Play older ones to know more what is the feeling of getting older.
17. When I was a child is the time I really most

18. My nerves is a very hard and strong.
18. My nerves begin to work when I am interview.
18. My nerves is when I’m talking is so serious and kind of intimidating.
18. My nerves IS FUNCTIONING FASTLY.
18. My nerves are having a dishonest person very close to me.
18. My nerves tickling when I feel ashamed and shy.
18. My nerves, as connected to my senses can precisely know at least a little in just one look in the person.

19. Other people want to see others suffering in a big problem.
19. Other people find it hard to be with.
19. Other people think that I’m Funy

20. I suffer OF ILLNESS
20. I suffer soar throat sometimes.
20. I suffer MUCH when I’vent EaT MY MILLS.
20. I suffer all my time to review, in prepation of board examination
20. I suffer I always sacrifice and I suffer to my family.

21. I failed
21. I failed I can’t starting a work because I failed the exam.

22. Reading IS MY HOBBIES.
22. Reading the mind of others is very difficult to do.
22. Reading TOM CLANCY BOOKS’ ARE ONE OF MY FAVORITE.
22. Reading helps a lot to know more about things that you didn’t know.
22. Reading is very important habit to increase comprehension

23. My mind is very sensitive and hard.
23. My mind Keeps on bodering me, that I need to have a job For this year.
23. My mind are now focus onto things that would bring me a good future.
23. My mind is full of Imagination that make’s me a Productive Person.
23. My mind IS CONFUSE BY NOW.

24. The future is always be the future
24. The future OF THE WORLD DEPENDS ON ALL THE PEOPLE WHO LIVES IN.

25. I need a work that will help me a lot financially and learning.
25. I need to work so that I can support my Family in terms of Financial.
25. I need Some one who can teach me things that I never been encounter before.

26. Marriage after 3 years I need to marriage w/ my love one.
26. Marriage is something when a guy & a girl want’s to have a family.
26. Marriage Is a virtue I’ll always beleive
26. Marriage IS A PARTNER IN LIFE
26. Marriage IS a GOD’S COMManDMent.
26. Marriage is a very sacred thing, only intended for two persons.
26. Marriage is not an easy decision that you been made easily
26. Marriage is a sacred “thing”

27. I am best when I WAS GRADUATED
27. I am best when WELL PREPARED & THEORETICALLY ANALYZED

28. Sometimes I LaTE In THE CHURCH.
28. Sometimes I tell to my self What if I get hired in this Job What is the first thing I do on my first salary.
28. Sometimes I FAILED TO HIDE MY STUPIDY.

29. What pains me most is when I saw people saffer because of neglection.
29. What pains me IS THAT having a friend get trouble or a family
29. What pains me IF I HAVINT EaT MY MeaLS aT a TIMe.
29. What pains me a lot is other person stuck a knife in my back.
29. What pains me when I get hurt or I get hurt someone special to me.
29. What pains me is when my bf leaves me for someone worse than me.

30. I hate people who thinks they better than others.
30. I hate a very confidence people in her/his self.
30. I hate people who are back fighter.
30. I hate myself everytime I make mistake.
30. I hate stupid person and unprofessional in terms of the Work.

31. This place is a good site for re-creational w/ family.

32. I am very up to people who could communicate very well.
32. I am very determine type of person.
32. I am very CONFIDENT THAT I AM NOW IN OF THIS COMPANY
32. I am very competitent.
32. I am very honor to be one of your employee.

33. The only trouble IS WHEN YOU HAVEN’T KNOW YOUR TOPIC TO BE DISCUSS.
33. The only trouble that I encountered when I was a kid.
33. The only trouble I had is when people insinuate me.

34. I wish I’d BE A FILTY RICH BY NOON TODAY.
34. I wish I a RICH.
34. I wish that I can have a job that pays good and still be flambooyant.

35. My father FILL ME UP WITH OVERPIOUS BADGERINGS --
35. My father said to me that their is no glory when their is no guts applied on it.

36. I secretly , I worrying to my girlfriend, because I secretly badboy.
36. I secretly ADMIRE PEOPLE WHO GETS TO DO SOME DEATHFYING ACTIVITIES.

37.

38. Dancing is fun but I am not very good of it.

39. My greatest worry is not to become a successful.

40. Most women don’t bother when I rarely court them.
40. Most women are so very sensitive when it comes to their feelings.
40. Most women are the weak of the men.
40. Most women (ARE) IS WEIRD
40. Most women are pickled minded.


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